Tuesday 4 August 2015

#47 Anne B. Real (2003) (Colin)



Cast: Janice Richardson (aka ‘JYNCE), Carlos Leon, Eric Smith, Jackie Quinores, David Zayas
Director: Lisa France
Genre: Drama
The next movie on our list is a coming of age drama about a talented rapper who tries to overcome her lack of confidence to break into the big time.  IMDb calls this ‘Anne Frank meets 8 Mile’ which is a little strange to say the least as I would never have associated Eminen with Anne Frank, (like I’ve never associated Vanilla Ice with Oskar Schindler).
The cover boldly claims that this is ‘grittier than 8 Mile’ and the various other reviews I have read always seem to mention this movie at some point.  Indeed Anne B. Real was released a year after and does cover a similar topic.  With so many associations, I am already beginning to wonder is this movie really a more powerful drama or is this just a lame cash in copy of 8 Mile?
Teenager Cynthia Gimenez, (Janice Richardson), dreams of becoming a rap star and spends most of her time in her room writing poems or in front of the bathroom mirror practicing her performance.  She lives with mum, (Denia Brache), older sister, Janet, (Sherri Saum), and drug dealer brother Juan, (Carlos Leon), in a run-down area of Harlem.  Times are tough and bills are frequently unpaid and the power cut off.
Cynthia is influenced by the Diary of Anne Frank, which she reads continuously after being given a copy by her late father, (David Zayas).  Cynthia obviously feels connected to her father by the book but also relates to Anne, a girl of a similar age who wants the world to understand her struggles.  Cynthia also learns from Anne that you can either sit back and accept your situation or, like Anne, stand up and fight back.
Cynthia’s poems are quite good, (well the characters in the movie think so, I’ve seen better scribblings from a bulldog chewing a pen), and unbeknowst to her, Juan is selling them to wannabe rapper, Deuce, (Eric Smith).
Juan is not only selling poorly written poems, but drugs and is spiralling out of control.  A user as well, Juan gets into more and more debt and becomes more and more desperate.  Eventually his actions brings Cynthia’s friends into the firing line, with severe and tragic consequences.
Will Cynthia find out about Deuce performing her songs and passing them off as his own?  Can Cynthia forgive Juan?  Will she find the courage to pursue her dreams of performing her songs to a live audience?  As long as you are prepared to sit through 90 mins of dreary boring hell, then these questions and more are answered!
The one question this movie does not answer is why it is called Anne B. Real, when Cynthia’s chosen rap name is Annie B. Real?  A small point, but one that bugs the heck out of me.
Also to me, Anne B. Real can mean 2 things.  The probably intentional version of ‘be real’ to yourself, don’t hide away or change anything about yourself for others.  Or, if you are pedantic like me, ‘be real’ as in ‘get a grip’, ‘realise your shortcomings’. 
‘You want to be a massive rap star?  Anne, B. Real.  Try a career in accounting or something instead’.
Whatever career Annie, (Cynthia), does choose, if the prerequisite is to walk around expressionless, gloomy or with your hood up all the time, then she would definitely be offered the role!
Thanks to Richardson’s performance Cynthia’s character is dull and lifeless.  I get no sense of the hardship she is enduring, the turbulent relationship with Juan is glossed over and the heartache she should be feeling looks more like heartburn.  Saum as Cynthia's sister, Janet, is actually much better and puts on a decent performance as a single mum, trying to keep the whole family together.  You can feel her sense of hopelessness and despair and in many respects I wish she had been cast as Cynthia instead of Richardson.
Also, I’m no hip hop enthusiast and I probably have no right to judge, but I’m sorry, I don’t think Richardson can rap.  This is a major flaw in a movie about a character who, whilst lacking self-confidence hides a massive talent for writing and performing rap music.  Fortunately, Richardson does so little rapping throughout the movie, that many people may not notice.
In fact, for a movie bases soley on rap music, there is very little rap music in the entire movie.  This is a shame as the soundtrack is just your average orchestrial movie background noise and does nothing to set the feeling and mood.  For example, in the Harlem slum Cynthia lives in we are met with violin and piano plinky plonky music which does not give me the feeling of the struggle and poverty within.  Surely, rap, music written by people about their surrounding and their feelings, would have been a better background to really give the viewer a sense of where Cynthia is coming from?
The script is awful and pedestrian and the best lines of the movie are lifted directly from the Diary of Anne Frank.  The characters are just a bunch of clichés with the worst being Deuce’s girlfriend who is the token loud black girl clicking her fingers, shaking her head and going ‘um um’ every 5 minutes.  The only character I liked was Cynthia’s dad, but that was only because it was good to see Dexter’s David Zayas on the screen again!  In truth though, he plays another version of Batista, but it was nice to see a good actor amongst the drab cast.
In summary, except for the acting, rapping, drama, excitement, talent and a storyline, Anne B. Real is exactly like 8 Mile.  Where 8 Mile is a genuinely interesting partial auto-biography of Eminem’s struggle to escape poverty and violence and be accepted as a serious white rap artist in a black dominated industry, Anne B. Real is the tale of a stroppy teen who locks herself away in her bedroom and spends 49% of the movie looking down at the floor, 49% hood up and grumpy and 2% rapping.
Do not let the blurb on the DVD case fool you, this is not grittier than 8 Mile and is nothing more than a shameless attempt to cash in on the success of that movie.  To the person at the studio who decided to lift this quote from IMDb and indeed, whoever on IMDb wrote this, I have 2 words for you:
B. Real!

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